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Johnnied

Being passed up for a promotion/job that was promised to you; a decision typically made by Administration, wherein an employee works diligently for a position/promotion and Administration decides to hire someone else.
Bob: Hey, did you hear Mark didn't get the job after all?!

Frank: What?!! He was next in line!

Bob: I know man... they Johnnied him...

(usually followed by a moment of silence or an expletive, expressing an outrage for the injustice brought down by The Man)
by tesss November 10, 2012
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Johnna

A woman who loves to be pleasured with down town time.
Johnna enjoyed her hour lunch break of cunnilingus.
by djkdjdjjddddd February 5, 2010
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Jonny boy

A true jewish boy with great curly hair and an awesome smile to match.
wow look at that kid, he is such a jonny boy.
by booyouwhore15 May 7, 2009
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Jonny Deep

World famous adult film star. Has starred in such films as: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, Ed's Wood, 21 Hump Street, Edward Penis Hands, Whos Touching Gilbert's Grapes?, Cockolat, Blow, (Humping) The ASStronaut's Wife, Dick of Time, Finding Neverland: Stories from under the Ball-Sack, and Queer and hoing in Las Vegas.
Damn son, Jonny Deep has the AP!
by the_guy January 19, 2005
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joenny

A smart, beautiful girl who's caring and the most amazing girl ever. She wi treat a guy like a prince, she often is shy and really quiet. But once you get to meet her she crazy and wild. Shes also known as a good dancer, and very short. Although, she takes relationships serious. She's funny and just plain beautiful. Any guy would be lucky to have her.
Joenny is so amazing
by Dadddddy54311 December 11, 2014
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Jhonny

The Name Jhonny means “God is Gracious” , Jhonny is one with a heart of gold and pushes his limits for those in who he loves. His fashion trends and personality sets him apart from the rest. He is a sexual danger as most people don’t see him as a threat he creeps in and breaks hearts. Jhonny is an oral demon with many talents he can devour you with his words as he stimulates your soul. Jhonny is a natural born leader which always keeps him on top. Jhonny is a romantic lover but a bad boy at heart ! “think Anna steel with grey’s inner desires”. Why not ask Jhonny on a date you will be surprised at how much life you have been missing. Jhonny is one to put everyone else before himself, so if you have one protect him at all cost he may be a millionaire one day. If you think Jhonny isn’t perfect enough ask him to Dance , it’s like playing guitar with the devil. Will you sell your souls to Jhonny or will you miss out on one sick adventure !
Grab you a Jhonny and go he is ready for anything.
by Lovemepickles November 22, 2021
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little jonny ring-ding

Usually a teenage owner of a 50/125cc motorcycle/scooter, who affiliates with 'townies'.Rides around and around town centres late at nite with baffles removed from exhaust system,trying to squeeze that extra mph out of their rusting heaps of crap.
track suit bottomed,crash helmet carrying chavs found in areas immediately around Mcdonalds
by geemeister November 19, 2004
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