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James Platt 

A sad man with no dad, he never fails to wee his bed and his pants are always brown. Volleyball Champion and disliked by many (especially mother and mohammed). Saddo who eats grass and dances on tables naked, he runs through farms fields naked like Theresa May, he is also an assistant swimming coach lmao. He throws a ball but doesnt get it back (no father ya see) and has no milk in his tea. oof. He plays Roblox for 10 hours straight and pees everywhere lmao, he also pees while doing volleyball on Tuesdays, what a ignorant little plum.
Ay look its James Platt playing volleyball, what a knob...
Imagine having no dad like James Platt...

James Island 

An island near folly beach. A largely suburban area, with middle to upper class families. The younger residents party more than any normal place, and do way to many drugs. Everyone hooks up with everyone.
Kid 1: "Where's the party tonight?"
Kid 2: "I heard there was a keg on James Island.
Kid 1: Word.
James Island by iloveyouuu912 January 20, 2011

James Dean 

the sexiest, hardest and most handsome celebrity that has ever existed.
James Dean is hot and dirty after working on a car and he's on my poster.

Ever since I was a tween I have had a crush on James Dean.

I looked to James Dean because my grandpa died.
James Dean by Courtney Mitchell January 26, 2010

James Bond Syndrome

When a man (generally a W.A.S.P.) has a sexual preference to one or more different race over that of his own.

In the James Bond films, James sleeps with women of all ethnicities. He doesn't often court British women, as shown by the way he treats Money Penny.
"Hey man, why don't you go out with Patty?"

"I'm not really attracted to Irish girls, I've got James Bond Syndrome."

James Ellsworth 

One of the BEST WWE Superstars to enter a SmackDown! Ring.
WWEUniverse: WE WANT ELLSWORTH!
WWEUniverse: WE WANT ELLSWORTH!
WWEUniverse: WE WANT ELLSWORTH!
WWEUniverse: James Ellsworth!
James Ellsworth by @RichAbbottLOL November 1, 2016

James Dean Effect 

When people want to be friends with you (or date you) more, because you're a loner/rebel/mysterious personality type. Almost all are attractive, yet rough around the edges & many times emotionally unavailable.

(Edward from Twilight shouldn't count -he sparkles in the sunlight.)
James Dean Effect :

Stupid person: "Wow, he/she is so mysterious & misunderstood. I want him/her to love/like me. I'm sure I can change them, maybe if I change myself they'll like me."

Logical person in response to emotional persons statement : "It's just the James Dean Effect, you want them more because you probably can't have them in your life. Ever."
James Dean Effect by ShoveOff December 15, 2010