Irish plague

small penis

Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'

Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'

by Getstheladies May 15, 2016

"Cluck" of the Irish

A meal consisting of the 3 piece combo from KFC and a shamrock shake from McDonalds.

John: Looks like St. Patrick's day is right around the corner.
Steve: Wanna swing by Mickey D's and KFC for some "Cluck" of the Irish?
John: Hell yeah!

by Fermzy June 19, 2011

Irish Food

Inspiration to find better places to eat.
Better known as the world's most okay-est food.

Hiorty: Anybody want some Corned Beef? Its quite great Irish Food.
Gerthrude: Heavens, I need an Italian chef...

by OreganoMeme January 25, 2025

Irish

a person who truly understands that humble tuber, the potato.

during the Irish famine, the potato saved lives boy…

by natchoman March 4, 2024

Irish Pregame

An orgy

“Hey, what were you guys doing in there? It sounded kinda sus”
“Don’t worry my bro we were just having an Irish pregame, Notre Dame is playing soon so my boys and I had to get it on”

by bamsuch9 November 7, 2020

Irish Potluck

A potluck typically conducted on a Sunday afternoon by Presbyterian's that want to poke fun at the other denominations in the family.

"Baptists think they invented Irish Potlucks, it was actually the early church"

by Loving son March 18, 2022

Irish Rain

That really fine rain that gets you soaked through to your pants

"Come on it's only fine rain!" "No chance! That's Irish rain and I don't have any spare underwear when these get soaked."

by Benji-chivs November 26, 2021