tight like I'm two

a really tight pum pum

omg he asked how tight I am and I said I'm tight like I'm two lmao

by momomarsssss February 14, 2018

I'm gonna use the restroom

It means what it fucking means

My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back

by Your Hentai Senpai June 16, 2017

I'm all built up

You have a huge, rock-hard, boner from thinking about someone, and you just want to fuck the shit out of them.

Mmm baby, I'm all built up, I gotta go take a cold shower if ya know what I mean! You got me all excited!

by AKR95 May 27, 2015

It's great, I'm learning a lot

A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.

B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!

A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!

B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!

by BinaryHackerMan July 4, 2016

I'm smelling you ma

Phrase; chiefly New York City a phrase to indicate that you find a member of the opposite sex attractive

I'm smelling you ma. Note: West coast cats would never say something so ridiculous

by BizeeyStaff January 28, 2014

She buggin', I'm clubbin'

A phrase to use when your significant other is being extremely annoying, a bitch, or bugging on the daily. It's great for any situation in which your significant other's actions are sub par to how you'd want to be treated. It's all about empowerment and making the user of the phrase feel strong and that they have the power to tear up some serious shit at the club.

Daquan: "Bro, my girl has been nagging me none stop lately."
Jim: "I'm sorry, man. That sucks."
Daquan: "It's cool. If she buggin', I'm clubbin'."

by Coobieboobie January 19, 2018

Pls help I'm dying

If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf

Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol

by JayV54 April 22, 2022