made up human

A person born w a penis who chops it off to a clit and vice versa.

What is that thing it might be one of those made up humans.

by Coach jbs dog March 6, 2023

human

us. failures.

we are humans

by Friskfusion December 13, 2018

Human Energy

The grossest thing in the universe

All this human energy is making me sick

by Divine Luck December 31, 2018

Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.

Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!

by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025

human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.

Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!

by Nuggsman February 14, 2017

Humans

Humans are nasty animals that should be eradicated.

I fucking hate humans they should be eradicated.

by CommanderKevin May 20, 2021

Human centipenis

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.

"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."

by Scoops747 July 30, 2013