Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

Spastic Head by McKFC August 3, 2018

Dust-head 

A constant closet illicit drug sniffer. Usually crushes OTC drugs but on weekends they go wild with heroin and cocaine. Affecting mostly UK boxers, it makes them experience extraordinary delusions of grandeur, and despite having no belts, they refer to themselves as "lineal champion" or "forever champion" regardless of who actually holds the titles. Ignore the dust head, give them a dollar and do not engage.

"Tyson was a decent fighter, until he became a dust-head"

Dust-head by The Black Hierarchy July 23, 2019

Twitter head 

A Twitter head is a person whose thoughts, ideologies and lingo are based off constantly changing Twitter trends. They talk in Twitter popular words and would completely absorb most information made popular on Twitter there by making it a part of their personality.

Person 1: Why is your friend calling everyone crackheads?
Person 2: lol I wouldn't mind him, He's a Twitter head so I'm sure it's a word that began trending about an hour ago.

Man 1: Let's go to the movies, I know you like that.
Man 2: Movies are not cool.
Man 1: yeah right, I'm sure it's because someone popular on Twitter said so , Twitter head .

Twitter head by Adeka April 17, 2020

Shit-Head fly 

An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.

Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.

Shit-Head fly by YAWA October 8, 2020

lifer head 

A term to describe the state of mind resulting from what may be too many years of working closely with and empathizing with incarcerated lifers.

It was clear to me, after receiving my third write-up in less than a year, that I was suffering with an extreme case of lifer head.

lifer head by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021

guillotining a turtle head 

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.

Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

guillotining a turtle head by spiderno22 August 22, 2010

scuba hook head 

A less than perfectly symmetrical head.

That scuba hook head dude needs to grow some hair.

scuba hook head by Supirv June 22, 2021