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tristan hannah 

Douche canoe, he like to take big loads to the mouth, sometimes he says some pretty witty shit but mostly he just takes big loads to the mouth
Tristan Hannah takes big loads to the mouth

The Hannah Montana 

Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?

The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'

James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'

Dann: ' Seconded.'

Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'

James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'

Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'

Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'

lazy Hannah day 

4/18. The day that all Hannahs especilaly in the United States are lazy. It excuses them from all work and any activity for the day and requires them to do nothing at all for the entire 24 hour period
mom: "go clean your room today"
Hannah: "i cant Its lazy hannah day"
mom: "well shit you're right

Hanoi Hannah 

A Vietnamese Woman, who in the Vietnam War worked for Hanoi Radio, broadcasting messages of anti-war and propaganda to the United States and South Vietnamese Troops. She was born sometime in 1931, and died September 30th, 2016 (aged 85) in Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam.
"How are you, G.I. Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war. They say nothing about your presence over here. Nothing is more confusing than to be ordered into a war to die." -Hanoi Hannah, June 16th, 1967
Hanoi Hannah by trhsrthsrh January 19, 2021

Boy Hannah

A boy not named Hannah but acts like Hannah and hangs out with her a lot
Omg boy Hannah was with girl Hannah last night and I think they did pushups until sunrise.
Boy Hannah by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

Skylar and hannah 

Oh it's fucking lit!
Skylar and Hannah are lit! Oh it's lit fam
Skylar and hannah by Ohitslit October 16, 2016