One Handed Booty

Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack

Damn Girl; I wanna fuck yo little one handed booty

by alexktheteenbootyfucker July 16, 2016

double handed russian

Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously

My nobs throbbin, I'm going home for a double handed russian.

by Thystephen May 15, 2016

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.

Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017

Caleb Hadley

He is a very funny guy with a BIG ASS head and he likes to hunt and black baseball. He's got a shit ton of dogs.

Caleb Hadley likes Brooklyn
Caleb Hadley has a big head

by jprice_13 May 10, 2018

Harold Handelmann

Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.

The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.

by DafunkyWERDman May 20, 2018