google-diagnose

When Google identifies and names a disease, illness, or problem based on the symptoms you search for.

many people google-diagnose and do not seek medical attention for their symptoms.

by Lovely Lovin August 9, 2025

googled

to search something on a search engine not specifically google

i googled the name of a card using safari

by anonymous January 5, 2022

google

all knowing bieng

bros smarter than google

by gfrghhbeghtr October 11, 2022

[Personal Google]

That person you ALWAYS go to for answers.

Person 1: Hey what is 3.14 again?
Person 2: Do I look like your Personal Google?

by Call Meh Sammie! May 22, 2016

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

google-ise

to look up something on google.

past tense - 'google-ised'

- 'whats the main ingredient in lipstick?'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...

- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'

- 'how the hell do know that?!'

- 'i google-ised it'

by JimberleyCotton May 1, 2009

google language fool

somebody who uses the google language tool to understand a conversation esp. on facebook

often that person will act like they actually understood what was said rather than say they used a translator

john: dont act like you understand this s***! you're one of them google language fools arent you

by Josepff May 26, 2011