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gods grass

I don’t drink i only smoke gods grass
by V24💗🦋🌼 February 22, 2018
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The Smiling God

In Desert Bluffs, Night Vale, the surrounding desert, and the other desert that seems to exist in an alternate dimension, the Smiling God takes the form of a living light, brighter than the sun, whose rays seem to turn everything translucent. According to Cecil, it spreads "not always as light at all," but with the same malicious intent - implying that StrexCorp itself is a facet of the entity.
I am The Smiling God, you will obey me, you will listen to me.
by JohnLock7 April 20, 2018
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god days

A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.
Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?

Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.

Steve: .......
by XcoldhandsX September 9, 2011
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god fingers

you have god fingers when:
1. you can play the guitar or piano very well
2. you're very skilled at a computer game and types really fast
3. you finger a woman very pleasurably. you know the tricks, the pace, the motions
1. that bassist has god fingers!
2. look how fast his fingers tap that keyboard and click the mouse. i'm no match for him in denying and last hitting creeps he has god fingers
3. mikko has god fingers he made me cum last night
by mieke12 December 18, 2010
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God's Fridge

When the temperature outside drops enough that you can keep your precious beer cold without the use of a traditional fridge. If it's cold enough outside, its more effective than the old-fashioned fridge.
"Hey I'm going to the kitchen, y'all want another beer?"

"I didn't put the beer in that fridge, it's outside in God's Fridge."

or

"I brought a case o' beer while we watch the game, where do you want it?"

"Put it outside on the deck that's God's Fridge."
by Leafsblowgoats December 11, 2009
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oh? on god?

when something inexplicable happens that can only be identified using this phrase.
Man 1: hey dude did you hear they released the fortnite burger at McDonalds?
Man 2: oh? on god?
by man who is crying April 7, 2020
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Steve (God)

Steve is a celestial being who, like Jaydoni, is incredibly massive. He and Goggins worked together to fight Jaydoni and cast him out. Both also fought Entity 405 but both couldn't beat him since he outsmarted them both to a killer level. Steve is considered very attractive and has his own religion, Steveism. He still has no idea the 4 idiots were only met to keep him company.
Steve (God) is massive and hot.
by Pewpew bumblesnatch April 28, 2022
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