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ghost pussy

a mere indent where one would assume a pussy to be. a false snatch.
that bitch is so uptight, i bet she just has a ghost pussy.
by nonnygirl October 14, 2010
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ghost ride the bitch

Similar to ghost ride the whip. When you and a girl are having sex, you pull out and dry hump her just before you climax into your hand.
"I don't want to get that ho pregnant, so I'll just ghost ride the bitch."
by smeernoff February 22, 2007
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Ghost in the Machine

A phantom sleeper virus installed on every single PC when it is made. Exactly 2 years after you activate your new PC, the Ghost in the Machine awakens and takes over, slowly destroying it until it no longer turns on.

Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."
by BethanyGM February 7, 2010
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ghostbusters

A famous group of morale captains at the University of Michigan's Dance Marathon 2005
Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!
by GB March 21, 2005
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Rick James Ghost

Rick James' Ghost. Popularized by Dave Chapelle.
Kid 1: I'm Rick James' Ghost, bitch!

Kid 2: Shut up, Honkey.
by JasedyJas August 16, 2005
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Ghosted

When a person you are date is too Immature to have adult conversation about issues. So they stop all contact and act like they never meet you
They ghosted me.
by Robert7979 October 6, 2018
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Ghostbuster

There are two types of ghostbuster, both refer to rare achievements during shitting. The first type is when after shitting you look in the toilet, and there is no shit in the bowl, as if you had never taken one. No one knows how this happens, whether it disappears up the U-bend or has been claimed by greater powers is still unclear.

The second type is when after shitting you wipe, and to your amazement, there is no shit on the paper, again as if no excrement had been passed.
Either of these are impressive, but the pinacle is the double ghostbuster, the act of performing both single ghostbusters with a single bowl movement. The average person will never achieve this amazing feat in their lifetime, so if you have write it in your diary, as it will likely never happen again.
Marlon: hey randy, I thought you were taking a shit, flush that down man!
Randy: I didn't need to, it was a ghostbuster.
Marlon: so why isn't there any paper in the bowl?
Randy: you might not believe this, but it was a double!
Marlon: no way!
by gottopoop June 27, 2010
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