Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

Mr Brown is at the garden gate

In desperate need to defecate.

Got to go, Mr Brown is at the garden gate.

by The gong practitioner July 17, 2020

Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

me zoinkey ez en ze Garden

My dick is in the Vagina

me Zoinkey ez en ze garden

by Farthead210 May 22, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Mrs. Garrett

That bitch ass teacher that sat me next to my ex maya

Mrs. Garrett is a bitch cuh

by Bigchungis_101 April 10, 2020