French Toast Season

Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs

Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!

by Big Baze September 12, 2018

french third base

A term used for doing anal sex with your partner

"Did you shag her last night"
"Yeah, we went to French third base"

by myasssparkles April 5, 2017

French kissing Hades

when you eat something really spicy and your mouth burns

That Mexican pizza was like french kissing Hades

by Candied Cupcake July 8, 2014

French Finger Trap

The sexual act of insterting a finger or penis into a person’s foreskin. Synonymous with docking. The French Finger Trap may also refer to the act of inserting one MAS-36 rifle into another by way of the bayonet lug. The rifles will then become semi-permanently attached tip-to-tip.

Jacque showed me how to perform a French Finger Trap last night. It was fun at first, but we were stuck together until morning.

by Jacque’s Block is Hard as Rock August 10, 2019

Stinky French Wiener

A hot dog that is stinky and covered in French fries.

Who wants some of my stinky french wiener

by stewiestolemywashingmachine April 22, 2021

French Canadian Kiss

Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.

We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.

by Justin True Tho March 14, 2022

french night slip

When a man slides his cock inside a girls vag while shes sleeping. Usually done by a French man.

i was sleeping and i was woken up during a french night slip by a man named louis

by YourThirdCousin January 11, 2016