Fating

That situation when a guy and a girl is interested in each other and its pretty obvious that they are dating, but they are too stubborn to admit that they are dating and instead just consider each other friends, meanwhile talking exclusively to each other as though they are in a relationship.

Steve: Clarissa and I are not dating. We're not in a relationship, stop saying we are.

Joe: Okay bro. Ya'll fating right now.
Steve: Fating?
Joe: Yeah, ya'll acting like ya'll just friends, but really ya'll dating man. Quit playing bro. But since ya'll aint trying to act like you are dating, ya'll fating.

Steve: Doesn't even make sense.
Joe: F for friends. ating for dating. Telling people you aren't dating, but acting like ya'll are.

by PromiseLock April 7, 2019

Flaming heterosexual

Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.

by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

Flamingo

pink birds with long necks and legs and there is a short population of them on the world

Him-look at that girl she looks like a flamingo
Her- bully smh

by My My goodness April 17, 2019

FAKING GAY

A person with an especially long nose; however, gay is not enough to describe them. So, comes the term "FACKING GAY"

Bruh 1: Bruh 2, you're so stupid
Bruh 2: NO BITCH, YOU'RE FAKING GAY
Bruh 1: *despawns*

by GotchaBeta April 24, 2019

Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019

flaming

The act of making inflammatory comments online for no constructive reason. Flaming is the staple tactic of internet trolls.

Social media poster: "Finally received my imported Japanese games console! Unboxing time!"
Flaming commenter: "Only a soy boy would be excited about this. Have sex virgin."

by ilikadodachacha August 3, 2019

Flaming Asshole™️

Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol

Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.

Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.

by CNN-Facts_Matter August 13, 2019