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girls who eat carrots 

"I like girls who eat carrots." Said Louis Tomlinson in one of the few One Direction video diaries. He didn't mean he literally likes girls who comsume carrots but meant he likes girls who give head. if you don't know what giving head means then you're probably too young or you're just a boomer. And here's a little advice, if you don't understand what it means, DON'T ask your parents. or you're up for a very uncomfortable lecture.
Louis : i like girls who eat carrots
*awkward silence for those who understand it*
Girls who don't get it : starts obsessively eating carrots
Boys who don't get it : also starts eating an enormous amount of carrots hoping it would have the same effect on Lou as if a girl ate it
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I Eat Those 

equivalent to "Rejected!" or to do something incredible.
1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"

2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.
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Nigga eat my shit

to eat one's dust; to forcibly make one eat your shit by owning them.
OMG, you just got owned, "nigga eat my shit".
Nigga eat my shit by Domino64 December 29, 2007

J'eat yet 

Did you eat yet & do you want to eat together?
J'eat jet?
(Always used as alone in a sentence.)
J'eat yet by mandingoe July 29, 2003

I wanna eat yo dick 

A famous lyric from cupcakKe's "Deepthroat".
"Lick lick lick lick lick (I lick) I wanna eat yo dick"

~cupcakKe

Don't eat ass in the halls 

The #1 rule in schools
Remember kids, don't eat ass in the halls, or else you'll end up like me

guys who eat oatmeal 

They eat pussy.
Jessica: josh eats oatmeal

Amy: guys who eat oatmeal ate pussy