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Dutch Nap

A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.
Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.

Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.

Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.

Lohlogs: Die.
by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025
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Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.
I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”
by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025
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dutch walk

how the dutch used to walk through New York City on their way back home from church when it was called new Amsterdam
dutch walked through the village last night and got my pockets drained at mcsorley's
by yosoyboy May 24, 2025
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Dutch Stuff

kinky, kinky warcrimes involving filthy, filthy, very bad things that only the most turbulently ill participate in. Even seasoned perverts and satan himself will not bat an eye toward such depravity. Think abusing the act of flatulence and fetishizing unholy acts of shitting violently, among other things that are simply too vile to put even on urbdic. The most bottomous point of the freakazoid iceburg, falling beneath even pedophilia, incest, and bestiality. Even the catholic church vomits at such atrocities. DO NOT TRY DUTCH STUFF. Attempting Dutch stuff will open a portal.
A guy on Reddit said he went septic after smashing a girl who was into Dutch stuff
by haveyouseenhim July 17, 2025
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Dutch oven turkey

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act
Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.
by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025
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Dutch spring roll

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation
After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.
by airblimpy August 29, 2025
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Dutch donut

A ring of saliva and ejaculate that is formed around a persons mouth after giving aggressive oral sex
That girl kept blowing me after I came in her mouth, I had to offer a wet nap to wipe the Dutch donut off her face when she was done

When that girl sat on my face after I came in her, I had a huge Dutch donut around my mouth. I looked like a rabid animal when she was done

I smiled with pride looking at the Dutch donut my girlfriend gave me after she sat on my face. She grinded on my face so hard the ring went from my nose to the collar of my shirt
by Unk057 January 1, 2026
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