A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance
"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023
Get the Hell Datemug. A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
Get the A date with Kimberly Clarkmug. On may 14th, you have to date you’re best friend or normal friend and YOU CAN’T DENY IT. If you do, you have to send naughty pics ;)
Boy 1: OMG it’s may 14th!! I’m gonna go ask out Emily
Girl 2: she can’t even say no since it’s National date a friend day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
Girl 2: she can’t even say no since it’s National date a friend day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
by Cupid the creator May 12, 2021
Get the National date a friend daymug. 2 people who definitely like each other doing something that they like together with no strings attached. Usually for people who don’t believe in love or romance.
Oh ya, I had a “date” last night where me and that guy i like played video games…don’t know if i would date date him though lol.
by swesleyplays2229 March 12, 2022
Get the “date”mug. Talking to someone while also not talking to others and doing things couples do, but you're not dating.
Me and her are pre-dating.
by Abrein March 11, 2020
Get the Pre-Datingmug. Most of the time the word dating is a title, for two bestfriends of the opposite sex, who become more then just friends and have a special bond. But you have to earn the others trust. It may take a week it may take a month. Nobody knows
Jeff: hey us two are really good friends maybe more than friends? Amy: yeah maybe we should start dating? Jeff: yeah, wanna go and eat sometime? Amy: yes!
by Mr. Nicholbutts May 12, 2019
Get the Datingmug. When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
Get the The Man-date lawmug.