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Hell Date

A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance
"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
mugGet the A date with Kimberly Clarkmug.

National date a friend day

On may 14th, you have to date you’re best friend or normal friend and YOU CAN’T DENY IT. If you do, you have to send naughty pics ;)
Boy 1: OMG it’s may 14th!! I’m gonna go ask out Emily
Girl 2: she can’t even say no since it’s National date a friend day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
by Cupid the creator May 12, 2021
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“date”

2 people who definitely like each other doing something that they like together with no strings attached. Usually for people who don’t believe in love or romance.
Oh ya, I had a “date” last night where me and that guy i like played video games…don’t know if i would date date him though lol.
by swesleyplays2229 March 12, 2022
mugGet the “date”mug.

Pre-Dating

Talking to someone while also not talking to others and doing things couples do, but you're not dating.
Me and her are pre-dating.
by Abrein March 11, 2020
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Dating

Most of the time the word dating is a title, for two bestfriends of the opposite sex, who become more then just friends and have a special bond. But you have to earn the others trust. It may take a week it may take a month. Nobody knows
Jeff: hey us two are really good friends maybe more than friends? Amy: yeah maybe we should start dating? Jeff: yeah, wanna go and eat sometime? Amy: yes!
by Mr. Nicholbutts May 12, 2019
mugGet the Datingmug.

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
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