Alabama Christmas Ornament

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.

If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament

by Thewordydude September 9, 2025

Proper Christmas

A drink I just invented. Equal parts eggnog and root beer with a shot of fireball.

I'll have a Proper Christmas

by VariationStranger October 4, 2025

Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire

So the other day that girl gave me a Flaming Christmas Tree

by Jaffir November 25, 2025

Mexican Christmas

“Mexican Christmas” is a derogatory slang term referring to the surge of package thefts from residential porches that occurs after Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales, often perpetuated by individuals from specific demographic backgrounds see: shit skins.

The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.

“Better have your neighbor grab your Amazon deliveries—it’s Mexican Christmas season and the porch pirates are out in full force.”

by NotBangTownUSA December 5, 2025

Floridian christmas tree

When a severely overweight man has not shaved his pubic hairs in YEARS, leaving a fucking forest of pubic hairs that resemble a christmas tree when the penis is erect. The man then ejaculates straight upward in the air so that the nut falls onto the pubes, he then lets the nut harden in different places, resembling ornaments on a christmas tree. The man’s sex partner then slowing starts ripping the nut ornament out of the pubes and eats them.

Bro Natasha cut down my Floridian christmas tree last night

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

Wisconsin Christmas Pie

When a man fills up a woman's vagina, or anus with jizz, he pulls out and throws red and green glitter onto the filled orifice; then the either farts or queefs out the viscous white fluid and glitter mixture onto the man's face. Giving him a Christmasy/Snowy appearance pie to the face. Thus giving him a Wisconsin Christmas Pie.

Man, I took Carol to pound town. She totally gave me a Wisconsin Christmas Pie!!

by DirtyPieDiver December 31, 2025

Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010