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A small, imp-like homophobic gay that always has dry cum on his chin.
“Did u see what he did to her? That’s what I call giving a good Brandon a birthmark!”
by AlexLibro October 29, 2018
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hey isnt that brandon
by hokceydad123 October 18, 2020
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Brandon

I'm Abigail. I had a crush on a boy named Brandon and I truly miss him. I left middle school because we moved and I never got in touch with him.
If you are reading this, I want you to know I miss you and I never forgot you, Brandon.
by brokenbecauseImissyou2006 December 20, 2021
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Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend.
2. Brandon sucks
3. UWU BRANDON
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
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Brandon olivos

This is an example of a trash kid at 2k iMessage games and etc
Yo Brandon olivos is so trash and EVERYTHING‼️
by J🅰️Y November 6, 2019
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Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.
That dude is such a Brandon...
by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018
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