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mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
by Bauxb October 31, 2017
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captain blong

Hypebeast, goes to the gym daily and can’t stand to live without his Supreme x LV crossover clothing. Also a big fan of Vaseline because he needs to style his hair to perfection
What a captain blong, always concerned about his material products!
by DontTackMyBack January 4, 2018
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room bong

A room bong is when you and you’re roommate share a bomg in the room making ownership of the bong 50, 50.
Who’s bong is this?

It’s the room bong so idk.
by Lsusbdveisjdb January 12, 2018
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Natalie Bong Eye

that Natalie girl has proper Natalie Bong Eye
by Keff JdaS June 13, 2018
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Gravity Bong

An elaborate device used for smoking herbs, particularly Cannabis Sativa. Created and popularized by the humans of the Milky Way, who say they have been constructing the devices for at least 3.5 millenium. Typically quite primitive in design, the gravity bong is a type of water pipe that functions using one large container of water and one smaller container. First, the top of the smaller container must be fitted with a “bowl” to hold the cannabis as well as some type of opening or tube through which to inhale the smoke. The bottom end of the secondary container needs to be open, and the smaller container is inserted most of the way into the larger bucket. The cannabis is then lit, and as it burns the stoner puts their mouth over the hose or opening and slowly raises the smaller container out of the water, the action of which fills the smaller container with fragrant smoke that is subsequently inhaled by the user. Because the water somewhat filters and cools the smoke, it is considered a very “clean” way for carbon based lifeforms to alter their perception through inhaling burning carbon.
An attendant began to pack Bomb Bomb, which was in fact Ohm’s world record holder for “largest gravity bong”.
by harrypothead420 July 16, 2018
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Yeet bong

Used by incredibly intelligent people. Usually, they are subscribed to Fainted on youtube and plays up to four hours of Fortnite a day. Means "Your mom gay" in Arabic.
by Fainted on youtube April 30, 2018
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Smoking Bong Style

The style of blowjob wherein a person holds the ball sack and shaft while sucking the man meat.
That was awesome last night when this chick started smoking bong style on my shaft.
by Glowme August 30, 2018
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