Blood Rocket

When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."

by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

blood

it means the thing keeping you alive
im no smart ass but i do know that if you cough blood, people will stay away from you and you will have no friends

blood is red.

by nicegameskid November 7, 2019

vagina blood fart

when you sneeze on your period an d it makes a fart sound

oh shit i just queefed and im on my period

oh shit i just had a vagina blood fart

by wowmomshome November 14, 2019

Thin Blood

A person who is below 1/4 blood quantum and tries to claim being Native American

Anaue: Hey Wotko you see that Thin Blood over there trying to hard?
Wotko: Yeah, he is coping to much. Hey! Hvtke stop being a LARP

by Eksa'a November 16, 2019

Blood pleanus

When a woman has a mischarged during sex

Even had a blood pleanus last night

by Theugabugaler April 9, 2019

Mud blood

A term used to describe anyone who is just that anyone ass bitch who no one likes but you don’t want them to tell on you even though it is really worse than calling them every bad word in the world. Anyone called this is also a bot and someone who would cry if you said retard, faggot, and made any slight word that someone who is sensitive or takes things way to seriously says. Also this word can be used in a way to say ur adopted in a insulting way.

Ari: Taylor is a fucking retard.
Cody: Fuck you my half cousins brother-in-law’s step cousin twice removed is retarded you don’t just joke about that. (Starts crying)
Ari: Oh sorry..... cough cough mud blood.

by Charlemagne the ass April 12, 2019

Blood clout

When a clout chaser is exposed as being such before gaining enough respectable clout of their own, and is rejected by their community and falls off

Lil jaggy - "yo, I ain't hanging out with Dadam he just a clout chaser"

Lil rackskal - " maybe so bro, but he ain't about to catch a blood clout like that Fax guy"

by Spatomsk April 28, 2019