When a woman pulls out her used bloody tampon while pinching the string and swings it above her head like a helicopter, hopefully splattering the walls with red DNA
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Get the Cock bird mug.When a man always has women on his mind and is attracted and drawn to there conversations and interests more than being attracted to other men’s behavior and conversations.
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Get the Dusty Bird mug.1: (Choo-e Burd) A bird that does what he does, because it is what it is.
Can be associated with an individual or individuals within a group.
Derived from military talk during multiple deployments. Chewy bird is a close cousin to the elusive but proactive BLUE FALCON
A consumate fighter for what is right or making sense of a senseless situation no matter what is said about him or done to him
2: One who eats and enjoys it, getting your fat Boy/Girl on.
Can be associated with an individual or individuals within a group.
Derived from military talk during multiple deployments. Chewy bird is a close cousin to the elusive but proactive BLUE FALCON
A consumate fighter for what is right or making sense of a senseless situation no matter what is said about him or done to him
2: One who eats and enjoys it, getting your fat Boy/Girl on.
Reyes: Hey bro that girl was talking mad mess about him.
Gross: I know but you can't tell her anything cause' she is the boss's daughter.
Reyes: well I'm gonna get "chewy bird" on her ass tell her all about herself.
Lord: Hey bro they got some good eats in the chow hall today!
JC: Damn dude I'm gonna get my "chewy bird" on.
Gross: I know but you can't tell her anything cause' she is the boss's daughter.
Reyes: well I'm gonna get "chewy bird" on her ass tell her all about herself.
Lord: Hey bro they got some good eats in the chow hall today!
JC: Damn dude I'm gonna get my "chewy bird" on.
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Get the Chewy Bird mug.adjective; someone who is usually tall, but always fat: someone who makes shitty jokes and weird facial expressions. Most commonly one that resembles a Minecraft villager.
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Get the Big Bird mug.The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)
The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC
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