sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

Basenji

A beautiful curly tailed dog that yodels instead of barks.

The black and white basenji had puppies.

by BasenJI July 3, 2008

Milk Based Tea

The worst drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Milk Based Tea is a complete loser and a soyboy who has no life goals or chance of success. Milk Based tea drinkers are weak life forms who do not know how to fight and could get knocked out by any 80 year old (unless the 80 year old drinks Milk Based Tea). The leader of the Milk Based Tea gang is “Gomank” who is a UK streamer known for being caught jerking off on stream and for getting his ass whooped by GingerSnapGanon in the streets of Brighton. Milk Based Tea has only 2 documented supporters. EJ Lennon, a 24 year old virgin who has admitted to drinking Water Based Tea as well, and NFB... Milk Based Tea is far inferior to Water Based Tea.

I’m a complete waste of life, I drink Milk Based Tea

by GingerSnapGanon October 20, 2020

baseball

A very difficult and amazing game, played by some of the greatest athletes in the world and if you think its boring youre retarded. This game is so difficult the failure rate is 7/10 times, if youre someone who doesnt like baseball and bashes it saying its easy then you obviously havent played or tried to pitch to buster posey, matt kemp, juan uribe, or andre ethier, or tried to hit a clayton kershaw 97 mph fastball. Do that well then say its easy.

Person 1: "Wow did you see that Kershaw struck out Howie Kendrick on 3 pitches!"

Person 2: "Yeah thats what happens when you throw 95 mph its baseball magic."

by Verhine March 29, 2011

basedgod

lil b will be a historical inspiration and monument in 100 years. he will be so inspirational that people will create a new sort of dance-style called lil bance, which becomes the most popular dance-style in the world the year 2132. lil b will exist in the new bible as it gets confirmed that lil b actually is jesus reborn to create history that will last until our universe implodes. #based

oh my god basedgod you can fuck my bitch basedgod

by basedbitchh October 30, 2011

Basenji

An animal whos adorability is matched only by its annoyingness.

The Basenji ate your Baby! but its so cute!

by Chef poop on a stick July 15, 2010

wet basement

Wet moldy basements can destroy your home.

I let my wet basement go and my house will never be the same.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007