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Kevin-Baconing

Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.
by Tom Ato December 2, 2022
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Brown bacon

Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux
Person 1: bro how much robux

Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit

Person 1: damn your a brown bacon
by Kanye West clone January 4, 2023
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bacon bill

Bacon bill fuck eemmmmmm hahhahaahava
by anonymous January 13, 2023
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bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.
Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.
by isoskepsis December 1, 2018
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Conor bacon

Conor is a kind hearted man, also know as baconaldo for his footy skills. He Always puts others infront of him, it’s a shame he has not friends
by Dedoid Sullyvinsmum October 17, 2018
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Sphincter bacon

Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.
I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.
by I punch gorillas October 28, 2018
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musical "bacon bits"

Crisp "juicy deep-fried" twangy-electric-guitar undertone/accompaniment-accents that create satisfying additional fullness/richness to a bouncy melody.
Succulent "fruits 'n' vegetables" compositions --- i.e., songs with lovely bold tones from horns, woodwinds, strings, and keyboards, and with a nice lively thumpy-thump beat --- are all well and good on their own, but they are always so much more audibly "fulfilling" if there are a moderation of musical "bacon bits" sprinkled in throughout the tune, as well. Check out towing-serviceman Ron Pratt's theme song on YouTube to see what I mean.
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
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