blasted

other word for high.

dam i am fucking blasted.
you trying to go to class blasted?
hey dude yesterday maria and i was blasted out of our minds
we started to scream at pigeons.

by xDSMILE February 17, 2010

Bastolerant

Being allergic to basketball in all shapes and forms. But Usually just straight up basketball. A hatred or a dislike of the sport...which means that really shouldn't be a sport.

"Hey let's go play a game of basketball!"
Response- "Sorry boys I'm Bastolerant"

by DannyGrace March 18, 2010

blasterd

When an individual is blasted in conjunction with being plastered.

After a night at the bar Yingling was blasterd.

by mikeeyediaz October 28, 2010

BLAST

to be good

That boy is BLAST at football

by DJ225BOI November 10, 2010

Bastodious

Actions that make someone a complete dick, and call for the need to grow a pair. Most commonly found in Amersham.

Chris was very bastodious last night!

by Kandiflossss March 13, 2011

Blast Liar

A person who lies because it makes them sound cool. This person will probably be wearing mismatching clothes, chunky socks sticking out of boots, and funky glasses.

If I make up a FAKE Indi band called the "flannel hearts", and ask you if you like them, and you say "I love the Flannel Hearts!"....then you, my friend, are a BLAST LIAR.

by TNUC4L April 21, 2011

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011