Top Kill

A politically expedient, but highly ineffective, response to a major crisis or disaster.

A top kill, Obama’s Earth Day speech boiled down to a photo op with a fighter jet and a call to drill for more offshore oil.

by NHTeach June 3, 2010

cock top

A more creative way to call some one a dick head

John was being a huge cock top today

by mr fucking awesome April 2, 2009

Top Score

1. A exclamation of praise originating in Wallingford, CT. Similar to nice job. Is accompanied with a high five and an optional snap of the fingers afterward.

Dan: Bro, I just won 20 bucks!

Josh: Top Score!!

(high five with finger snap)

by Daniel Vincent Scott August 4, 2008

top schools

top schools, also known as "topsies" is an act of sexual abuse in mainly public all boy schools whereby the freshers are forced under threat of voiolence or worse to nosh or wank off the more senior boys assigned to look after them.

James underwent a torent of abuse during his time at Picks', having the unnerving and unrelenting threat of performing top schools on the two seniors Jon and Mat.

by Tmat October 18, 2008

Jew-top

A person who has a fake fro, a giant nose, and short arms, and their chin looks like balls.This person will often break their nose when they run into a wall with a boner.Person will respond to megasoreass as well.This man farts out used condoms.

Ryan: Yo whats the name for this homo?

Buddy: I believe he would be referred to as Jew-top.

by Harden5 May 1, 2013

top dump

The worst of the worst, the worst of the garbage.

Takes from the hockey phrase "top cheddar" (to score a goal in hockey in the upper part of the net, taking from "top shelf").

Guy 1: This girl is pretty ugly.
Guy 2: She's top dump.

by topdump October 15, 2014

Ronald Top

Getting head so good that it makes the crown of the penis red and engorged, thus making the top of the penis look like Ronald McDonald.

Friend 1 : "Bruh, she was just sucking on the head and licking the tip!"
Friend 2 : "She give you that Ronald top?"
Friend 1 : "Hell yeah, straight Donald Ronald McDonald!"

by Sage Horus Demarco November 27, 2013