Shark

A lovable NOT scary creature that does not breathe water it takes the oxygen out of the H2O. You should not be scared of these creatures because they DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU!!! They care more about seals and dolphins!!! Most movies lie about everything sharks are but they are just trying to survive like the rest of us in this miserable MISERABLE world. And, if you ever get bitten by one, it’s because they thought you were a seal, they have mental disorder, or they thought you were threatening to them!!! ALSO… if any of you who have been bitten are reading this, I apologize for the pain and suffering you have been through but that wasn’t the shark’s fault. Either you were doing something wrong, or they thought you were food. Even if you see stuff on documentaries, all documentaries are different and you need to read actual BOOKS. AND, most sharks do not lay eggs and they actually give birth like mammals! So the mermaid purses are shark eggs but it’s only for a small percentage of sharks that actually lay them. ALSO, sharks are giant, big, lovable, fish. They are nothing but fish. Would you be scared of a goldfish? I DIDN’T THINK SO.

Person 1: DID YOU KNOW SHARKS ARE FISH!?!?!
Person 2: NUH UH! THEY ARE SOME SORT OR CRAB >:(
Person 1: DO CRABS HAVE GILLS?? THEN SHARKS ARE FISH

by The_Alpha_Person November 24, 2025

Shark week

A term used to refer to a woman's menstrual cycle.

I'm emotional because shark week starts in two days.

by GangstaBarbie666420 December 4, 2025

Shark week

The time that a woman has PMS until her period is over. Usually refers to her bitchy mood and the unpleasantness of being in her presence during that time.

Giving men a signal to stay clear of her for their own safety.

When a woman becomes hard to rationalize with for several days in a row.

She’s been a bitch the last few days, it must be shark week.

by A.Cinko December 15, 2025

Cocaine sharks

This is so bizzare...are sharks actually attacking drug smugglers boats for the cocaine? How did this happen?

Cocaine sharks injest smuggled drugs dumped in ocean (livenow FOX)
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The mystery of "cocaine sharks"; Impact of dumping drugs (news.com.au)
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Cocaine sharks may be injesting drugs dumpped on Florida coast (NewsNation)
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Great white shark attacks Columbian d**g smugglers (sharks beware)
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Cocaine sharks injest smuggled drugs dumped in ocean.

by Modern Women December 31, 2025

shark flexstyle

Dyson airwrap mortal enemy
Dyson: Use The coanda effect!
Shark: We do it for $200 cheaper!

Shark flexstyle on undergrads:
Where's Your Coanda Now?....Smeh

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing January 3, 2026

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023

Shark

A word with millions of UD entries complaining about how they didn't find some sexual definition. Yes, i know a shark is a fish, there's no need to tell me that every time.

UD entry #1: an animal who lives in the ocean, what were you expecting you dirty minded person

UD entry #2: a shark is not a sex position, it's a sea creature with lots of teeth

UD entry #3: scary water guy. i bet you thought you'd find a sex definition.

*no actual sex entries*

by Applepippin February 27, 2023