Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.

by Yesway June 10, 2018

Shit Bitch

An older woman that sits on the toilet for 2-3 hours in a sitting and prevents anyone else from using the bathroom.

"I'm going to piss myself if that Shit Bitch doesn't get off the toilet."

by shitfacenelson September 19, 2018

Monday Shits

1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.

Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.

by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015

Monke shit

A hairy penis

Dude your monke shit is tiny

by Valk99 June 29, 2021

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks

A given situation that involves pure fuckery

Shit Sickle Fudge Ducks, the dingo ate my baby.

by ParkeBench66 March 13, 2023

Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"

by YourLurchness June 16, 2013

Hoodrat Shit

The act of engaging in unlawful, uncivilized, uncultured or just straight up ghetto behavior. Commonly exhibited by inner city youth and popularized by hip hop artist Megan Thee Stallion hit song Hoodrat shit.

Abel: Yoo Matt, what we gonna do on shift for a whole 24hrs?

Matt: Man we gonna drive the Ambu Lance everywhere with the lights & sirens on. Post up on the block selling fetnyl and narcan out the drug box. Pull up on scene with a 5th of Vodka, you already know how we do.

Abel: Hell yeah. Straight hoodrat shit.

Matt: Damn right.

by EMS Lyfe October 17, 2023