ill touch you lil nigga

Something said on Instagram reels made by kids

Kid: Omg skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz
Commenter: ill touch you lil nigga

by werykul October 22, 2023

The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'

Welcome to the thing we are all doing... At this point in time we are experiencing...

Hym "The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'. It's one large Tu Quoque fallacy. You can see it everywhere. All over YouTube. They don't just arbitrate what you should think or how you should behave... They also dictate 'Who should or should not be listened to.' YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THAT BY YOUR BETTERS APPARENTLY!

Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"

Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

would you like some manure?

To ask a person if they want the dirty shit they deserve.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MANURE?

by fctrgyhuxdg April 22, 2025

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

I love you.

Ya might wanna check up on ur friend they might be plotting to off themselves

Or they might just love you

Friend: I love you.
You:WHAT ARE YOU OK??

Friend: I love you.
You: I love you to

by Poopstink345678910 January 20, 2024

I hate you

My sentiments to all people of earth.

Good morning everyone, i hate you

by Cody5050 May 19, 2023

No you don't

You don't need to get the lights on first. The lights were on before now and you weren't doing it. If you needed lights you should have done it before the lights went out.

Hym "No you don't. You don't NEED anything. All of your NEEDS are met by the taxpayers. That is where the money YOU are still getting paid is going. To meet YOUR needs... INSTEAD of MY needs. That's exactly why I'm not paying. Your needs are being met. Mine are not. I've listed several things I need of the course of the last 7 years and I've received none of those things. Shut it down harder actually. Start locking people out of their bank accounts."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025