Dirty Simba

After doing anal with a hottie, you pull out your dick(shit coated of course) and then continue to whip it across her forehead. After this you must proceed to lift her up in the air and tell Simbaaa!!!!

I gave that kids mom a Dirty Simba

by NoTcIgPiG July 17, 2018

dirty adult

The act of submerging an adult in liquid jelly with their arse sticking out. Then freezing them for 43 hours before taking them out and shoving your arm shoulder deep into their rectum

Yo I did a dirty adult
Atta boy

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

Dirty ashawla

The art of wiping your ass with a squirrel then releasing it back into the wild.

Damn, that chick really got banned from the park for doing a dirty ashawla!!

by GilfHunterXXX May 6, 2020

dirty buddie

Basically a name you name your dog but your parents didn’t want you so named you Buddie.

The act of a dirty Buddie is when he double dips your poop hole and your vag hole.

Oh man, I was with this guy last night and he gave me the “dirty buddie”

by Vapegod69420 April 20, 2020

dirty jarod

dirty jarod is the sexual act of performing anal sex with fresh honey as lube with either 1 or 3 men never two.

What’d u get up to last night ?
I had a dirty jarod with my coworkers

by Real cactus November 18, 2023

dirty Beal

When you lube your colon up with franks red hot sauce while a black midget licks your balls and a group of asian men shove thousands of live sardines in you. Your mouth being occupied as you have to finish all of the week old macaroni salad

Man, I had a rough night. I pulled a Dirty Beal and now my tummy hurts

by Thatdude343614 March 20, 2024

Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024