Definitions by Thatdude343614

dirty Beal 

When you lube your colon up with franks red hot sauce while a black midget licks your balls and a group of asian men shove thousands of live sardines in you. Your mouth being occupied as you have to finish all of the week old macaroni salad

Man, I had a rough night. I pulled a Dirty Beal and now my tummy hurts

dirty Beal by Thatdude343614 March 20, 2024

Dirty Elk

When you finger fuck someone while they’re taking a shit

I was trying to calmly poop last night but then I Had a Dirty Elk happen!

Dirty Elk by Thatdude343614 June 28, 2021

Dirty Russ 

When you lay a man down on his back, making him hold his ankles by his face and then forcibly fuck him while using his penis to swipe on your phone

Wow! My boyfriend Dirty Russ’ed me last night!

Dirty Russ by Thatdude343614 June 28, 2021