Dirty Elk

When you finger fuck someone while they’re taking a shit
I was trying to calmly poop last night but then I Had a Dirty Elk happen!
by Thatdude343614 June 28, 2021
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dirty Beal

When you lube your colon up with franks red hot sauce while a black midget licks your balls and a group of asian men shove thousands of live sardines in you. Your mouth being occupied as you have to finish all of the week old macaroni salad
Man, I had a rough night. I pulled a Dirty Beal and now my tummy hurts
by Thatdude343614 March 20, 2024
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Dirty Russ

When you lay a man down on his back, making him hold his ankles by his face and then forcibly fuck him while using his penis to swipe on your phone
Wow! My boyfriend Dirty Russ’ed me last night!
by Thatdude343614 June 28, 2021
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