moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)

damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.

by Mic August 5, 2004

Shit

The 3rd most use word next to swag and Yolo which much like shit are fucking retarded (ignore my user name it's an inside joke)
Shit is not only used as a noun but also as and action, descriptive word and an expression

{verb} dude I got to shit
{action} I just took a shit #swag
{descriptive} dude you look like shit

{expression} oh! Shit!

by Swag $$ June 19, 2015

Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023

Fuckdick of a shit

A phrase often used in erratic rants. Can be used to express one’s extreme frustration or anger.

If your employee is slaking off then you can go up to him and say your fired you Fuckdick of a shit.

Ot if you are arguing with some one you can say something along the lines of shut up you Fuckdick of a shit, you are so damn stupid.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 5, 2019

oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.

any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster

by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021

Separate the shit from the krap

When you have to separate you junk from someone else’s junk. You don’t normally say their shit or your krap but you say your shit and their krap.

My mom got mad and shouted, “separate the shit from the krap!”

by Pinners July 14, 2019

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014