Wax Shit

When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.

I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

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shit mother

a combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement and/or approval

Shit Mother! The Steelers kicked some ass yesterday! You know it.

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

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When things turn out to be 100% GREAT and EXACTLY like what you wished for...

... when you least expected it and straight up out of the blue in bona fide feel-good happiness...

... these two words sums it up to a T.

My homie bought a box of take-out egg rolls, but the chef said there were no more sweet chili sauce packets.

Homie: Yo, man... they ran out of my favorite sweet chili sauce. That's messed up.

Me: Dude, I got a bottle of that sweet chili sauce the other day. You know... the one with the big cat

jumping through the flaming hoop? Got a spare bottle of that and some Sriracha Sauce, too!

Homie: Oh, shit yeah! That'll work! THAT WILL WORK!

by Wa11ar00 February 9, 2025

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shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

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Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

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shit missle

when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock

bro, stop playing before I shoot my shit missle.

by stretchgod October 21, 2025

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