Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time

Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good

by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026

Ain’t On Shit

AKA “AOS”
Describing One’s Activities To The Homie. Not Busy. Maybe An Invitation To Get On Some Shit AKA “OSS”

“I Ain’t On Shit Today Big Cuz”

“You Need A Job Lil Cuz, You AOS”

by YakimaFresh February 2, 2026

Degenerate Piece of Shit Disorder

The chronic condition of people who make society worse for no reason, particularly nuisance streamers, any form of attention whore, and those who exhibit “Karen” behavior. This is especially common but not limited to those with main character syndrome.

The only validation the Twitch streamer has is being a worthless nuisance to others because they suffer from degenerate piece of shit disorder

by TréCool87 February 2, 2026

Bald as Shit

When someone does some old person shit when they're young.

Yo, Michael is lowkey Bald as Shit for doing that.

by omnmin007 February 3, 2026

Karoline Leav-shit

The pouty-lipped, incompetent and corrupt White House Secretary hired, and someday soon, to be fired by Diaper Donald.

There goes Karoline Leav-shit with her pouty lips telling one lie after another for her megalomaniacal, dictatorial boss. Karoline Leav-shit's job is to cover the shit Diaper Donald leaves behind.

by LaughingAloud February 3, 2026

Piece of shit

(idiomatic, vulgar, derogatory)
abbreviated: POS.

(Adjective)

1. An object or item of poor quality

(Noun)
1. A person who makes decisions in regard to only their feelings and not those of others

2. Inconsiderate self righteous person/s who falsely believe theirs is the only life that matters.
3. A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.

A. That car is a piece of shit.

B. Do you know that Ian Albrechta? He’s a real piece of shit

by Callingoutbs February 26, 2026

type nigga shit

Abbreviation: TNS

Same as “type shit” but cooler

Type nigga shit, nigga

by niggapog67 March 1, 2026