Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.

I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out

by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025

Shitting (something)

Being really good at something.

Hey, did you know I’m shitting (something) physics?
Really? I’m shitting math!!!

by nanaxox September 28, 2022

shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher

A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.

by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015

Shit In Your Breakfast

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast

'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.

by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008

Daka Shits

After eating the food at Fitchburg State University and your stuck on the toilet right after and get stuck there longer than you want to be.

The worst feeling after eating at FSU is the Daka Shits

by anonymous September 24, 2022

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik June 8, 2018