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Executive shit

The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.
Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"

Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."
by Mister Warpspeed April 12, 2017
mugGet the Executive shitmug.

shit on a wall

When you half-ass anything. When you just throw out a guess.
"How did you do on the test Onalee?"

"I don't know I just threw shit on a wall."
by g00fyb0i445 October 2, 2017
mugGet the shit on a wallmug.

Shit on my clit

Used to express shock, horror or excitement.

Abbreviation - SOMC
Well shit on my clit if I don't look thuglife in a couple of those pictures

Shit on my clit she accepted my friend request !
mugGet the Shit on my clitmug.

Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator
Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?
by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025
mugGet the Shit gooningmug.

Shit on

When someone absolutely gets beaten by me in Call of Duty MW2
by GLTCHTUB19 September 21, 2023
mugGet the Shit onmug.

Noah ain’t shit

This is a dog 🐶 that is very naughty and never respects his mom, a very baddy behaved child.
by ____.just._.me.____ November 2, 2021
mugGet the Noah ain’t shitmug.

The shits

After eating a rotten oyster, Susan had the shits.
by irrelevant cat March 25, 2022
mugGet the The shitsmug.

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