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Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
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MAN im fucking shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off
by HehMan May 8, 2022
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Shit Fucked

Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.
That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.
by Jeffery Edward Epstein May 8, 2022
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Shit the Walls

Southern slang / exaggeration on an expected or unexpected EXTREME poo which is so extreme that the walls could fall victim.

• So much poo that the walls are covered
I’m about to shit the walls after eatin’ Marlene’s left overs
by TLTL May 10, 2022
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Piece of shit

Man he’s being a julio..

what’s a julio?

a julio is a piece of shit.
by Lanibearv May 10, 2022
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Shit Actress

A shit actress is amber heard. That abuse shit, this a shit actress people.
“Oh I just watched a johnny Depp movie way better then any movie that shit actress is in”
by Somewhatstrange May 10, 2022
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shit

when someone shits their pant
by 98yhrf72 May 12, 2022
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