National Kiss Your GF Day

A day to kiss your gf. Pretty self explanatory.
Yo I'm gonna kiss you cuz it's National Kiss Your GF Day
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Make your garden grow

Touching or rubbing the female genitalia to arousal up to orgasm

Made famous by Led Zeppelin in their song 'Houses of the Holy'
" Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"
by peterkin1010 June 03, 2017
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your hair looks fun

This means that they want to pull your hair in a sexual way.
by Rangafuck June 04, 2023
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Break your Kevin Hart

To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
by JG49Mke August 13, 2022
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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 07, 2022
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on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them
guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine
by Theguywhoisnice November 27, 2021
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