Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂

That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂

by The shit cunt April 27, 2022

shit

noun
an annoying inconvenience

Rosie is such a shit

by fuckwittery October 8, 2018

type shit

another word for real that ghetto ppl use to reply to EVERYTHING. you can use it sarcastically as well

sarcastic- “i don’t like you anymore” type shit
real- “i bet that nerd over there has a 100 in calculus” TYPE SHIT

real- “i love food sm bro” NO FR TYPE SHIT I LOVEEEEEE FOOD

by Jackie:) August 3, 2024

scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.

Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!

by I..like..donkey..dick.👍 July 11, 2023

Shitting Squares

To be very scared about something!

Oh my gosh! Im shitting squares!!

by ScratchCardGlory October 15, 2006