Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.

Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John

by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022

white shit

when you have small feeling when your tummy aches and then when you go to shit only tiny white chunks come out.

not cum

aw dang it my stomach hurts *white shit comes out*

by ishu4 May 14, 2023

Chicken shit

Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.

The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo (from Friday) of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Shit-tuna

When a woman’s puss smells like shit and tuna mixed.

Damn, there goes shit-tuna at it again.

by Shit hoe December 31, 2023

King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off

"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

by piano_sucker May 3, 2022

Shit Streak

Everything going to shit.

"I had such a shit streak yesterday, nothing I did went right."

by durndale dingles December 22, 2015

Shit a Nickle

Used to describe an easy bribe.

"How easy would it be to get by the bouncer?"

"You could Shit a Nickle at him and he'd bite"

by WinniPinni May 26, 2022