stuffed dick

when your dick is hard af, harder than your usual hard. when you want to cum af.

shiiii- that video made me have a stuffed dick

by "jiggle my ball" ahh kid February 21, 2024

mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015

Dick

Something that people using urban dictionary will masturbate over.

But seriously... GO TO CHURCH!

2) a plastic dick girls shove in their vag idk why :|

Jeff: hey Kai what do you masturbate over?
Kai: the definition of dildo on urban dictionary
Jeff: go to church demon!

by Stepsisterisstuckagain October 17, 2020

Dick

A boy name phat

Phat is the definition of dick

by Dick's girlfriend April 28, 2022

vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

dick riding

it means your looking for attention for someone else

* y’all arguing *
the person: bro your dick riding me

by lilheadnametia September 8, 2023

Dick

The definition of a dick is my brother lol and I hope he sees this. And I tell him this every SINGLE day

Hey brother you know what… YOUR A DICK YOU ASSHOLE

by Big_ obnoxious_duck September 11, 2022