fuck you and your mother

when you get pissed off and want to say fuck you to them and diss their mom

x:your a dick
y:fuck you and your mother

by sidvicious May 13, 2005

as all get up and fuck

exclamation. usually used in lieu of terms you may hear and/or use on a farm or hear from a hillbilly, a blathering fool, or an employee at the DMV, such as "as crazy as all hell" or "my goodness, this silliness has taken control of his(or her) senses" or "this line is crazy long".

That is as dangerous as all get up and fuck. (or) Those two guys chasing the sheep towards the cliff are crazy as all get up and fuck.

by MillsFokk July 28, 2009

Shit, Fuck, Bugger Cock

This unique series of words can be used instead of "Shit!" and "Fuck!" whenever you hurt your self, get suprised etc.

Shit, fuck, bugger cock that hurt!

by yahuh December 28, 2004

fucked off my ass

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying

i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man

by barbie legs February 6, 2007

National fuck Jacob day

June 21, the day where everyone named Jacob either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day

Hey it’s national fuck Jacob day
Wait I’m Jacob
Go f***yourself Jacob

by 3XTREMEY BOI July 20, 2018

Fuck yo momma's son

Literally meaning FUCK YOU also dissing your mom at the same time. Since on the internet most of the people who will ever use this term is saying it to guys.

the list can go on maybe
Fuck your momma's son
Fuck your mum's daughter
Fuck your mum's whole family

Guy1:dude what the fuck is your problem

Guy2:YOU KNO WHAT FOO!

Guy1:What...

Guy2:FUCK YO MOMMA'S SON

Guy1: WHAT YOU WANNA FUCK ME ?

Guy2: omg you kno what i meant.

by DudeOMGWTFBBQKKK? July 20, 2008

cock-blocking freshman fuck

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.

tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"

by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009