catching dodo eggs

the act of forming a basket with your hands to catch the eggs of extremely extinct birds.

McReasonable: today we are going to learn catching dodo eggs
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by friendofsparkles August 14, 2010

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Egg Mcmuffin

A term used to describe a girl during that special time of the month, when the partner performs oral ingesting the egg that is ejected through her natural process.

Dude... I ate that girls Egg Mcmuffin last night, it sucked!

by Alex P. TheKiller March 22, 2009

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It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.

I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.

by Big Dong Boys August 28, 2016

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egg dick pic

When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.

Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.

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Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.

This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!

by BSanner November 25, 2010

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