tender

a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days

"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"

by hugh mungus 69696969 May 30, 2018

tender age shelter

A euphemism for a concentration camp for children.

The Trump Administration claimed they were placing children separated from their parents into 'tender age shelters', but everyone knew they really were placing them in concentration camps.

by PainfulTruths June 20, 2018

Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

Thunderbilly

Long toed hairy vagina son of a bitch

That bitch is a dirty old thunderbilly.

by Scbasteve101 July 2, 2018

tenderpuff

One who becomes defensive and offended by something that someone of sound backbone and mind would find minimally offensive; particularly when what is said goes aginst their particular belief(s).

"Awwww the tenderpuff evangelicals are up in arms about the president coming under fire for sleeping with a pornstar."

"The tenderpuff tranny kid got offended when i called it a 'him' instead of 'her'.

by MegaSuperAwesome February 27, 2018

tenderpuff

An individual who is typically offended, or goes on the defensive when they find a comment or gesture to be offensive to their perspective viewpoint.

The tenderpuff evangelicals replied with an uproar when criticized for supporting the president when he had (allegedly) cornholed a pornstar and bragged about grabbing pussies and kissing women because he can.

The tenderpuff tranny freak took offense to the fact I called it a "he", rather than a "she".

by MegaSuperAwesome February 28, 2018

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy April 9, 2018