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tit-munster

No real meaning, but on usage one may receive an image of the subject (the person who you are using the cuss on) sucking on the left breast of an old lardy woman, something which presumably the subject would rather not have people around him thinking about himself.
Literal example:

"The other day I sucked on the left breast of an old lardy woman"

"Fuck, I was gunna cuss you but what you've done means that you actually ARE a tit-munster"
by Willis McGee July 19, 2006
mugGet the tit-munstermug.

hamburger tits

a fat women with saggy sweaty breasts with unusually large nipples
she deffinatly should be at this nude beach , her hamburger tits are making me sick .
by aprillll June 17, 2005
mugGet the hamburger titsmug.

Curtain tits

A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
mugGet the Curtain titsmug.

Wiener Tits

Also sometimes known as "dick tits"

Correct meaning is nipples that when a woman is excited or cold stick out so far they appear to be boners in her shirt.

When a woman is not excited or cold they droop looking as wieners hence the name wiener tits
My god I saw this girl that was nipping out so bad it looked like she had wiener tits!
by Jon "Studley" Miller May 14, 2008
mugGet the Wiener Titsmug.

tits and gravy

Two great things: tits and gravy, now together at long last.

Also, British slang for "allright," peachy keen, cool, hunky dory, copasetic, mellow, A-OK, all clear on the Western front, etc.
Last night, my girlfriend poured some gravy on her boobs and told me to lick it off. Everything's tits and gravy over here.
by the birds and trees October 21, 2007
mugGet the tits and gravymug.

Zit Tits

When a girl of any age has prodigious amounts of chest acne, completely taking away the pleasure of staring down those double barrels.
"Man, did you see April? Her zit tits made me wanna defenestrate myself."
"Yah, she needs a busload of Proactiv."
by BanHammer2000 December 20, 2008
mugGet the Zit Titsmug.

Tri-Tit

When the padding from your sports bra merges into the center pocket creating a third lump, forming the appearance of a tri-tit.
"God dammit I need to go to the washroom, I got another tri-tit again
by Masterstache Graphics November 16, 2016
mugGet the Tri-Titmug.

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