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captains meeting

When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.
I’m going to the captains meeting because I’m someone who goes to those.
by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017
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Cooky (Captain Cook)

The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.
You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)
by DeadEyeDano April 19, 2023
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Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;
Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.
by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020
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The Captain Morgan

When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.
I took a shower with my partner and he suggested we do the Captain Morgan.
by spacebarshift2012 January 17, 2024
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Captain kush

A name for a high status marijuana dealer
by anonymous June 22, 2023
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Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.
by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020
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Captain nut

It describes the situation when a guy is nutting to fast
« Oh James wtf ! You nut too fast ! You’re a real captain nut !
by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021
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