A Country "B-Bell" is a ( fully black / mixed black ) woman who has been living on a farm in the countryside ever since the day of her birth and plans to stay there forever until she dies... Or if not, she was likely born in the city and partially raised in the city but hasn't left the countryside after moving there at a very young age ( somewhere between 6 through 9 ). Blackbelles gain the necessary sources they need to survive from the natural nutrients of the earth. For meat; they kill and cook their livestock! To avoid dehydration they harvest rainwater or use water that comes from wells, rivers, streams, lakes, or cisterns. They knit their own clothes and for fruits and vegetables, they pick the plants out of their garden. A Country "B-Bell" speaks with a country accent that is "broad & heavy" or "light & soft." The people whom she talks to for the first time over the phone; will guess that she's caucasian.
Male : Where are you from?
Female : The south
Male : Which part?
Female : Alabama
Male : Cool! Where in Alabama?
Female : A farm
Male : Wow, that's sexy! I love country girls and southern girls
Female : Awesome
Male : So what do you look like?
Female : Black/African American... Plus sized! 5'5 height range... Long dark brown hair and dark brown eyes... Coffee skin tone... Big feet.... Man hands... lol
Male : You're not white???
Female : No why?
Male : Well I heard your voice on the phone last night.
Female : What about it?
Male : You sound white.
Female : Smh! Didn't know colors had a sound to it! I'm a Country B-Bell.
Male : What's a Country B-Bell?
Female : Country Blackbelle
Male : Why do I get the feeling that I'm chatting with Carol Anne Starr? starlight.sl1996 is the only blackbelle that I know of
Female : The south
Male : Which part?
Female : Alabama
Male : Cool! Where in Alabama?
Female : A farm
Male : Wow, that's sexy! I love country girls and southern girls
Female : Awesome
Male : So what do you look like?
Female : Black/African American... Plus sized! 5'5 height range... Long dark brown hair and dark brown eyes... Coffee skin tone... Big feet.... Man hands... lol
Male : You're not white???
Female : No why?
Male : Well I heard your voice on the phone last night.
Female : What about it?
Male : You sound white.
Female : Smh! Didn't know colors had a sound to it! I'm a Country B-Bell.
Male : What's a Country B-Bell?
Female : Country Blackbelle
Male : Why do I get the feeling that I'm chatting with Carol Anne Starr? starlight.sl1996 is the only blackbelle that I know of
by Gregory Forress October 7, 2019
Get the Country B-Bellmug. MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!
by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021
Get the Butthole after Taco Bellmug. by paaaoaososkkooime. January 22, 2019
Get the bellmug. The act of recieving a blumpkin in which the recipient eats taco bell the night of recieving a jaw dropping blumpkin. The other person will then give the most outrageous, vicious, vengeful blumpkin (MUST USE TEETH). Once again please use teeth for maximum enjoyment. Skibidi blumpkin
taco bell teether recommended but optional.
taco bell teether recommended but optional.
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