International bonk your mother day is where you get a stick, rolling pin or baseball bat and bonk you mother's knees.
Casey:“do you know what day it is today? ”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”
by _Asher_ November 20, 2020
Get the Bonk your mother daymug. A person who has put their penis inside of a mud hut and use it as a glory hole to receive a blowjob from their own mother.
by Bobbypinrider January 27, 2019
Get the mud fuck mother fuckermug. My girlfriend
by Sexy beast 69 420 January 26, 2020
Get the Pretty faced mother fuckermug. by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018
Get the your mother is your brothermug. Possibly the most dangerous phrase since humans have developed vocal cords, above “your sister a mister” and “ your granny tranny”. Every time this is said the universe speeds up, the sun expands and god himself worries for his future
person 1 your mum gay
person 2 your dad lesbian
person 1 your granny tranny
person 2 your sister a mister
Person 1 your brother your mother
god *cries*
person 2 your dad lesbian
person 1 your granny tranny
person 2 your sister a mister
Person 1 your brother your mother
god *cries*
by @matwai_ on ig May 11, 2018
Get the Your brother your mothermug. by ExanimateErika February 24, 2011
Get the Mother Fucking Bitch Titsmug. When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.
I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.
by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010
Get the Mother's Special Popsiclemug.