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Avant-tarde

Hipsters who think they are cool, new and fresh, and have missed the irony in their retardedness.

The leading edge of edgy hipsters who have their heads so far up their arseholes with not an ounce of cool or self-awareness to allow them to realise that they are not in any way shape or form presenting anything new in their style, action, diction or modus operandi.
1) That guy, Don Atari, is so avant-garde. (adjective)

2) My sister is one of the avant-tarde. (noun)
by Tokyo_Spy May 23, 2017
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Tard

Unlike the word "retard" or as others call it "The R-Slur", Tard can be a term used to call out someone for making a minor mistake not to be used as calling them out for being "autistic" because they aren't, they just made a little dumb mistake.
"Why the f*ck didn't you take out the trash before mom got home from work like she asked you to, you f*cking Tard."
"You for real showed up to work 2 minutes late, You f*cking Tard."
by Williblam Shakespeare February 11, 2021
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Tard

"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame

Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"

If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"
"Nathaniel Hernandez is such a tard." His bestfriend , Alexander said jokingly
by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017
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Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.
Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
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Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021
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Step-tard

Step-tards are fucking idiots who enjoy step-fatansy on porn/hentai and even in real life, these retarders think fucking a stranger that has nothing but literally a piece of paper to be related is "exiting". The worst part, they say shit like "the best thing of fucking your sister, is not being related by blood" (as if friends who consider themselves as friend were different). They self contradicted, they act Edgy, and the worst part, the brag about an social illusion as it was the pinnacle of all sins, when it reality step-tards are only overestimate a word.
That step-tard think fucking a step-sister is incest. If that was the case, I would've done incest when I fucked my gf because 2 moths ago I considered a sister.
by Mr. Memo Herdez January 16, 2019
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Tard Fuel

My tattoo artist, Than, likes to drink Tard Fuel.
by DictatorDot August 24, 2008
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