Vampire Syndrome

The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes

"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"

"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."

by TheWolf017 January 17, 2018

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Josholm Syndrom

Closely related to the Stockholm Syndrom, the Josholm Syndrom is a coping mechanism to an abusive situation in which an individual develops admiration towards their abuser over time due to strong dependency on the abuser. The Josholm Syndrom can be observed in professional environments and within friend groups. It typically develops when a (perceived) superior or individual of higher social status starts verbally abusing the victim by cracking inappropriate jokes, downplaying their abilities and / or highlighting their inabilities in public and private settings. While most healthy humans tend to stand up for themselves or report the abuser, victims suffering from Josholm Syndrom will start to look up to the abuser in fear that retaliation could lead to a further decline of their career or social status and will ultimately start to adore the abuser. Victims will typically falsely believe or will be made to believe that they are part of the inner friend cycle of the abuser. The Josholm Syndrom is mostly observed in individuals with low self-esteem and little character.

A: Did you see how John made fun of Mike in the meeting today? I cannot believe Mike didn't say a word and even laughed about it.

B: Unbelievable... I think he is afraid to speak up because of the upcoming promotion cycle.
A: He must be suffering from Josholm Syndrom. I would never let someone do this to me.

by GPIFuckedMyCareer April 22, 2022

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CIC Syndrome

Sleep induced by late night editing in confluence, often times a cure for insomnia.

Person 1: Did you hear that they found Rob passed out at his desk again?
Person 2: Was he up all night watching porno again?
Person 1: No CIC Syndrome!
Person 2: Wow, that sounds serious! Is it curable?
Person 1: Yes, he just needs to learn not to work on confluence past 2am

by codemonkey August 29, 2013

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Feras syndrome

Feras syndrome also reffered to as crackheadness is an extremely scarce form of a mental disorder. The patients that suffer from it would reffer to it as ADHD, however that is one of the symptoms along with many others such as: Delusional behavior and thoughts, craving for any form of smoke that could enter your lungs, severe addiction, uncontrollable talking about anything, horrendous laughing, and inevitable unibrows. (Some cases may include hash stuck inside fingernails, talking about being from Baalbek when no one gives a shit, and horrible breath). They are also reffered to as the creatures of the united eyebrow kingdom.

Doctor: I sincerely apologise ma’am. The disorder is way worse that we have thought it would be.

Mom: What is that supposed to mean?

Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.

Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.

Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.

Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.

Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*

Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.

Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*

Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.

by LingLing Wan July 1, 2020

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